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FROM SARAH PEPPER
An Employee Gets Suspicious of a Guy Moonwalking Through the Aisles . Turns Out He Has Heroin
A 39 year old man named Mark Wixler from New Jersey is behind bars for his illegal dance moves. Not really. But his moon walking dance moves is what made a store clerk suspicious. He kept dancing up and down the aisles. When police got there they found heroine in his pocket. He was also high as a kite. It didn’t help that he had a couple of outstanding warrants either. So now he sitting back behind bars. See his mugshot HERE!!!
A Guy Breaks Into a House to Rescue a Dog From a Fire. But He Was on Acid and There Was No Fire
A 43 year old from Halfmoon, New York named Micheal Orchard is behind bars for being a misunderstood hero. His neighbor’s house was on fire so drove his car through their fence, he kicked in their door in and ran in to save their dog. You’d think he’d get a pat on the back. But instead he got arrested because there was no fire. Michael was on a mix of LSD and cough syrup and was hallucinating. Basically he broke into a house and stole a dog. And you can see his mugshot HERE!!!