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Stupid News – THURS 12/08/16

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Don’t miss the stupidest news stories from Texas and around the world every weekday morning at 7:05a with Sarah Pepper and Ivan! Check out a recap today’s headlines.

 

FROM SARAH PEPPER

A Burping, Topless Woman Tells a Cop He’s the “Sexiest Thing” She’s Ever Seen

A 30 year old  Jamie Schmude from Florida crashed her car.  And when police arrived on the scene she smelled like alcohol, was topless and her jeans were around her thighs. She was so drunk that she had to taken to the local hospital. When Jamie woke up she let out a huge burp and tried to hit on the officer by saying quote, “You are the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.” But he wasn’t feeling it so she stepped it up. That’s when Jamie started moaning, biting her lip and making sexual gestures at the officer. But the officer told her to stop and immediately arrested her for DUI. See her mugshot here!

 

 

FROM IVAN

A Guy Sends His Ex a Photo of a Bomb After She Dumps Him But It’s Really Just Sausages

A30 year old guy named Li from China got dumped by his girlfriend last week.  He took it hard, I mean real hard. After repeatedly begging her to take him back he got desperate and did the unthinkable. Li told his ex that if she didn’t take him back then he was going to send her a bomb to blow up her and her family.  But he never had a bomb. He wrapped up some sausages with packing tape. That’s when his sister called police and he was arrested for endangering public security. See a picture of the sausages here!

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